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With another year gone, all I can think of is family, so I’m sharing a few of my favorite quotes with ya’ll.

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.”
Mary Karr, The Liars’ Club

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
Jerry Seinfeld

“I don’t know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.”
Abraham Lincoln

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”
Stephen King, Christine

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“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
Wayne H.

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If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.Ashleigh Brilliant

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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Cary Grant

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There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.
Herbert Prochnov

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The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

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“Parents are like God because you wanna know they’re out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters 

 “Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it.”
Ann Brashares, Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood 

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
George Bernard Shaw, Immaturity

“When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
Erma Bombeck

“Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.”
Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“A daughter without her mother is a woman broken. It is a loss that turns to arthritis and settles deep into her bones. ”
Kristin Hannah, Summer Island

“This was the trouble with families. Like invidious doctors, they knew just where it hurt.”
Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”
Sam Levenson

“While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.”
Angela Schwindt

“No one’s family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.”
Claire LaZebnik, Epic Fail 

Ya’ll have a wonderful 2017, love everyday because you never know when is going to be your last.  Tengan un muy Feliz Año Nuevo, miren para adelante nunca para atras.

Besos